Jack Francis Vollstedt
Volwood Corporation
4444 West Riverside Drive, Suite 302
Burbank, CA 91505-4048
Re: Disturbing on-going communist trend of fraudulent police calls and narcotics-induced paranoia at Evergreen Office Building/ 2nd Floor.
Dear Sir
May I please introduce myself? I was the needless victim of more recent Burbank Police /programmed Anti-White aztec indian harassment, assault, and battery, all due to a malicious, willful and deliberate fraudulent police call placed into 911 dispatch, shortly after 6 pm on Friday, July 5th, 2019. It is strongly believed, as evidenced from the enclosed “kashrut-redacted-perpetrator-kept-anonymous-at-all -costs” fraudulent police call, that such a wicked and perverted execution of humanity took place from a caller originating from the 2nd Floor of your beloved Evergreen Office Building, located at 4111 West Alameda Avenue, Burbank.
One can reasonably speculate that, as such a fraudulent police call was being placed, that the perpetrator and criminal offender must have been stationed at one of the heavily-tinted open window offices on the 2nd floor of the building, directly facing Alameda Avenue, while being afforded a completely-anonymous, convenient, and non-discoverable perspective of me sitting in my completely-legal and smogged/titled/registered/insured classic car, legally parallel-parked on the North side of the street, and close enough to the curb, and not touching the red zone whatsoever.
You must realize this about me: I am a native-born all-American White man with no criminal record, never arrested, I have no tattoos, I do not have a menacing skinhead-type haircut with my ears sticking out like “Dumbo”, I never had an alcohol or drug problem, I never have done any drugs (including marijuana), I do not smoke, I am barely a social drinker, and I have never owned any guns or other “weapons” for as long as I have lived in California, which has been for almost 20 years now. I am not just speaking here to blow the shofar with delusional hot-air rhetoric, but I could literally prove all of these declarations in a court of law as well, if ever required.
Apparently, the fraudulent police caller used the specific language of “he has a fully-loaded magazine”, as Officer Claudio Losacco at the Burbank Police Headquarters “swore” that he heard such exact language being uttered on the evening of Friday the 5th, as he was loitering around the main dispatch call center at the time the fraudulent police caller was speaking directly with the dispatch operator on-duty. Losacco had established to many that he personally over-heard the initial, genuine and non-redacted dialogue between the fraudulent police caller and dispatcher. However, for some arcane “convenient” reason, this initial inflated and sensational language was heavily “sugar-coated” and doctored to read on the redacted fraudulent police call transcript as “…looks like he’s holding a magazine…”.
I was simply sitting in my parked classic car for an extended period of time, enjoying my solitude, eating a carton of recently-purchased fresh strawberries, and doing some minor electrical repairs to my previously-exposed driver’s side door panel, as the door panel itself was previously-removed at an entirely different location and day. It was still broad daylight outside, and there were many other classic cars in the nearby vicinity in all tiers of aesthetic qualities, classes, and persuasions, so I knew I was not especially standing out with the peripheral sensation like a “Wells Fargo truck with the rear double-doors wide open”. The famous weekly-held Bob’s Big Boy Classic Car Show was in full swing and saturated with activity by that time, located just around the corner from where this hellish “Judge Dredd 3-man asphalt high-emotional-involvement-low-critical-thinking summary police proceeding” took place.
The first officer to arrive to my driver’s door window was Christopher D. Caldwell, a current U.S. Army Reservist, and of whom is a 95B (Military Police) in his Reserve unit. Apparently, one too many psychologically-scarring deployments to Iraq and Guantanamo Bay Detention Center for him, as he exhibited a very frightening “combat mode” and sketchiness towards civilized and perfect English-speaking me the entire time. He even snarled to me at one point: “If you don’t get out, I’ll drag you out, foo!!”, while pervertedly invading my personal space the entire time. Before I knew it, I was being subjected to an invasive full-body pat-down by Romeo A. Siduguen III, of whom has been going through some very agonizing and tolling divorce proceedings lately, according to official Los Angeles County Superior Court records. Lastly, as a farewell declaration of sorts, after I was released after the humiliating and image-tarnishing full-body search in full public view, with dozens of pedestrians and hundreds of passing-by motorists noticing, Adam L. Baumgarten, the alleged supervisor who arrived on the scene after the first 2, tells me quite invectively “If you don’t like our town (Burbank), then don’t come back!”
This is a horrible, callous thing for a comfortably-salaried and fringe-benefitted public servant to tell anyone, all at the common-cattle tax payer’s expense. It should also be critically noted that Baumgarten, a life-long Burbank resident, has an established history of police misconduct. I am a lifetime and mechanically-skilled classic car fanatic, I have lived in the Los Angeles area for a long time, and I am one of the few true “car people” that would ever show up to the weekly-held car show at Bob’s. Unlike 95 percent of the other people that show up there, I am not some drugged-up kid doing Hollywood networking, I am not some fake-blonde ashkenazi woman looking for a rich sugar daddy, nor am I some undercover aztec street warrior cop, posing as a disabled geriatric car show spectator, looking to make some innocent White man’s life a living hell and aggressively subsume him into a state of false criminality.
Thank God I was not arrested or cited for anything, but then again: I WAS NEVER doing anything illegal or construed as illegal to begin with, and I DO NOT own any guns, magazines to guns, or other weapons, etc: None of that foolishness. I just felt compelled to tell you that I experienced a bunch of unnecessary deliberately-inflicted hardship that evening all for one toxic purpose: For some mentally-ill tenant or employee of the Evergreen Office Building to satisfy their perverted, warped ego. I did not at all deserve to placed within the optics of one’s malice and rage that evening, and to be subsequently preyed upon by the “legalized brown racist locked-and-loaded gang members”, operating under the facade of The Burbank Police Department, for no just reason.
Please be advised that there may be at least one or more mentally-ill souls, under the frequent influence of illegal narcotics, regularly operating under the rubric of the business entity called Keep Me Posted, occupying nearly the entire 2nd floor of the Evergreen Office Building. Their proclivity to engage in on-going unapologetic myopic character-assassination, paranoid delusional content, and abuse of legitimate 911 emergency dispatch services, does nothing good for the overall integrity of the Evergreen Office Building or for your family’s array of companies. I need to ask that the human toxin which regularly occupies the 2nd floor of such structure, of whom willfully and deliberately placed such a malicious, fraudulent police call, to cease and desist from ever manufacturing such canards and needless public panic again, and especially towards me. Lastly, so that everyone is aware and on the same cadence with the law: It is an actual crime and a punishable misdemeanor, according to California Penal Code 148.3, to make a known false report of an emergency aka a fraudulent police call. The gross offender and perpetrator of such can face a sentence of up to 1 year in a county jail, and a maximum fine of $1000, and such offender could even be charged at the felony level, if malice or primitive aztec indian retribution was also discovered to be a motive in the original execution of such a fraudulent police call.
July 16, 2019
Jack Francis Vollstedt
Volwood Corporation
4444 West Riverside Drive, Suite 302
Burbank, CA 91505-4048
Re: Disturbing on-going communist trend of fraudulent police calls and narcotics-induced paranoia at Evergreen Office Building/ 2nd Floor.
Dear Sir
May I please introduce myself? I was the needless victim of more recent Burbank Police /programmed Anti-White aztec indian harassment, assault, and battery, all due to a malicious, willful and deliberate fraudulent police call placed into 911 dispatch, shortly after 6 pm on Friday, July 5th, 2019. It is strongly believed, as evidenced from the enclosed “kashrut-redacted-perpetrator-kept-anonymous-at-all -costs” fraudulent police call, that such a wicked and perverted execution of humanity took place from a caller originating from the 2nd Floor of your beloved Evergreen Office Building, located at 4111 West Alameda Avenue, Burbank.
One can reasonably speculate that, as such a fraudulent police call was being placed, that the perpetrator and criminal offender must have been stationed at one of the heavily-tinted open window offices on the 2nd floor of the building, directly facing Alameda Avenue, while being afforded a completely-anonymous, convenient, and non-discoverable perspective of me sitting in my completely-legal and smogged/titled/registered/insured classic car, legally parallel-parked on the North side of the street, and close enough to the curb, and not touching the red zone whatsoever.
You must realize this about me: I am a native-born all-American White man with no criminal record, never arrested, I have no tattoos, I do not have a menacing skinhead-type haircut with my ears sticking out like “Dumbo”, I never had an alcohol or drug problem, I never have done any drugs (including marijuana), I do not smoke, I am barely a social drinker, and I have never owned any guns or other “weapons” for as long as I have lived in California, which has been for almost 20 years now. I am not just speaking here to blow the shofar with delusional hot-air rhetoric, but I could literally prove all of these declarations in a court of law as well, if ever required.
Apparently, the fraudulent police caller used the specific language of “he has a fully-loaded magazine”, as Officer Claudio Losacco at the Burbank Police Headquarters “swore” that he heard such exact language being uttered on the evening of Friday the 5th, as he was loitering around the main dispatch call center at the time the fraudulent police caller was speaking directly with the dispatch operator on-duty. Losacco had established to many that he personally over-heard the initial, genuine and non-redacted dialogue between the fraudulent police caller and dispatcher. However, for some arcane “convenient” reason, this initial inflated and sensational language was heavily “sugar-coated” and doctored to read on the redacted fraudulent police call transcript as “…looks like he’s holding a magazine…”.
I was simply sitting in my parked classic car for an extended period of time, enjoying my solitude, eating a carton of recently-purchased fresh strawberries, and doing some minor electrical repairs to my previously-exposed driver’s side door panel, as the door panel itself was previously-removed at an entirely different location and day. It was still broad daylight outside, and there were many other classic cars in the nearby vicinity in all tiers of aesthetic qualities, classes, and persuasions, so I knew I was not especially standing out with the peripheral sensation like a “Wells Fargo truck with the rear double-doors wide open”. The famous weekly-held Bob’s Big Boy Classic Car Show was in full swing and saturated with activity by that time, located just around the corner from where this hellish “Judge Dredd 3-man asphalt high-emotional-involvement-low-critical-thinking summary police proceeding” took place.
The first officer to arrive to my driver’s door window was Christopher D. Caldwell, a current U.S. Army Reservist, and of whom is a 95B (Military Police) in his Reserve unit. Apparently, one too many psychologically-scarring deployments to Iraq and Guantanamo Bay Detention Center for him, as he exhibited a very frightening “combat mode” and sketchiness towards civilized and perfect English-speaking me the entire time. He even snarled to me at one point: “If you don’t get out, I’ll drag you out, foo!!”, while pervertedly invading my personal space the entire time. Before I knew it, I was being subjected to an invasive full-body pat-down by Romeo A. Siduguen III, of whom has been going through some very agonizing and tolling divorce proceedings lately, according to official Los Angeles County Superior Court records. Lastly, as a farewell declaration of sorts, after I was released after the humiliating and image-tarnishing full-body search in full public view, with dozens of pedestrians and hundreds of passing-by motorists noticing, Adam L. Baumgarten, the alleged supervisor who arrived on the scene after the first 2, tells me quite invectively “If you don’t like our town (Burbank), then don’t come back!”
This is a horrible, callous thing for a comfortably-salaried and fringe-benefitted public servant to tell anyone, all at the common-cattle tax payer’s expense. It should also be critically noted that Baumgarten, a life-long Burbank resident, has an established history of police misconduct. I am a lifetime and mechanically-skilled classic car fanatic, I have lived in the Los Angeles area for a long time, and I am one of the few true “car people” that would ever show up to the weekly-held car show at Bob’s. Unlike 95 percent of the other people that show up there, I am not some drugged-up kid doing Hollywood networking, I am not some fake-blonde ashkenazi woman looking for a rich sugar daddy, nor am I some undercover aztec street warrior cop, posing as a disabled geriatric car show spectator, looking to make some innocent White man’s life a living hell and aggressively subsume him into a state of false criminality.
Thank God I was not arrested or cited for anything, but then again: I WAS NEVER doing anything illegal or construed as illegal to begin with, and I DO NOT own any guns, magazines to guns, or other weapons, etc: None of that foolishness. I just felt compelled to tell you that I experienced a bunch of unnecessary deliberately-inflicted hardship that evening all for one toxic purpose: For some mentally-ill tenant or employee of the Evergreen Office Building to satisfy their perverted, warped ego. I did not at all deserve to placed within the optics of one’s malice and rage that evening, and to be subsequently preyed upon by the “legalized brown racist locked-and-loaded gang members”, operating under the facade of The Burbank Police Department, for no just reason.
Please be advised that there may be at least one or more mentally-ill souls, under the frequent influence of illegal narcotics, regularly operating under the rubric of the business entity called Keep Me Posted, occupying nearly the entire 2nd floor of the Evergreen Office Building. Their proclivity to engage in on-going unapologetic myopic character-assassination, paranoid delusional content, and abuse of legitimate 911 emergency dispatch services, does nothing good for the overall integrity of the Evergreen Office Building or for your family’s array of companies. I need to ask that the human toxin which regularly occupies the 2nd floor of such structure, of whom willfully and deliberately placed such a malicious, fraudulent police call, to cease and desist from ever manufacturing such canards and needless public panic again, and especially towards me. Lastly, so that everyone is aware and on the same cadence with the law: It is an actual crime and a punishable misdemeanor, according to California Penal Code 148.3, to make a known false report of an emergency aka a fraudulent police call. The gross offender and perpetrator of such can face a sentence of up to 1 year in a county jail, and a maximum fine of $1000, and such offender could even be charged at the felony level, if malice or primitive aztec indian retribution was also discovered to be a motive in the original execution of such a fraudulent police call.
Respectfully,